Brown Eyed Girl

You know you're shopping at a high class place when you hear these words.....

" Just one pack a butt covers today?"

Yup, that's exactly what I heard from the young gentlemen behind the Wal-Mart check out counter. It took me a second to decide on my response, as I handed him the box of diapers. I gave him the courtesy laugh, and said, "Yes, mom's take care of all ends, don't they." You really think that would be enough, but there's more. He continues, " Yeah, last time I bought butt covers, I had to buy toilet paper too. HAH, I had to make sure all our butts were covered!"

Thank the Lord my four year old wasn't paying attention......